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just spent 45 mins on hold with my bank's support line. the wait time counter kept resetting. i could feel my soul leaving my body.

spent forty minutes at Total Wine hunting for Regan's Orange Bitters. they had sixteen types of Angostura. sixteen. i dont want Angostura for my Sazerac.

The Starbucks by Union Square ran out of oat milk at 9am on a Tuesday. Like how.

just paid $38 for a matcha latte at whole foods and they forgot the oat milk. i cannot even.

just landed back and my boss expects me to answer slack msgs like i havent been awake for 36 hours straight. its 3am here and shes sending me spreadsheets. what the *ell

Look, I've been going to the same Dunkin on Route 9 for six years because it's on my way to cover the school board meetings, and in the last month they've decided that "out of stock" applies to literally everything before 10 a.m. No medium iced coffee, no bagels, just vibes and regret.

my legs have betrayed me after three weeks of running. apparently my calves dont exist separately from my soul anymore??? why does walking down stairs feel like a *amn crime

my gym buddy keeps leaving his wet towel on my equipment and i've asked him three times. the smell is starting to interfere with my gravity readings.

walked into third period with zero lesson plan. spent twenty mins watching kids google "is water wet" while i called the last teacher. never again.

just spent 4 hours in the crawlspace at work bc im junior. my back hurts and i found a dead mouse. this job sucks.

the 42 bus is never on time and i've calculated my whole life around a 7 minute transfer window that hasnt happened once in two weeks. why do i even own a watch.

My roommate washed my cast iron with SOAP. My seasoning. Gone. I'm not even mad, I'm just... spiritually injured.

why does whole foods keep restocking the fancy olive oil at 11pm when i'm trying to do my evening routine. im never getting that bottle now.

got stuck in the crawlspace again today laying cable for 8 hours. my back's *ucked and i make $16/hr. why is being junior so *amn expensive

my guest asked for a vodka soda and i had to watch them reject my house-made orange bitters like i'd offered them pond water. worst evening ever.

waited 45 mins at sweetgreen for a salad i cant even chew properly. my ortho wire is digging in and im basically gumming lettuce like a depressed hamster.

my back is absolutely destroyed from this airport chair and im pretty sure its actively getting worse. send help or a chiropractor.

So I'm on deadline for three different stories, two of which require me to sit through school board meetings that could've been an email, and naturally the Herald's only working printer decides today is the day it's going to jam every single time I load paper into it.

uber eats has been taking 45 mins to confirm my order and i genuinely cant tell if its a glitch or if the restraunt is just ghosting me. statistically speaking thats suspicious as hell

So quiet in here I'm noticing every creaky joint. Pretty sure my knees are filing a formal complaint about the stairs. Love the peace tho.

I've been trying to source a specific brass coupling from Home Depot for about three weeks now, and every single time I call the store they say it's "out of stock but should be in soon," which is what they told me two weeks ago.

just lost gold status on united and they closed the polaris lounge at laguardia. two hour layover now feels like a *amn airport. seriously??

my roommate's mom keeps leaving her giant le creuset pan in our sink. its been there for three days. im losing it.

spent forty quid on a new brood box and the bottom's warped. can't fit it on the hive proper. absolutely need it by next week.

just got back from tokyo and my brain is in JST but the subway at 4am is running like its 2pm. where the *ell is everyone. cant sleep. stuck on the red line. this is *ell.

my scanner died halfway thru shift and i still gotta hit 12k steps. corporate aint sending a replacement til tuesday. *ell.

ugh my train is always 15 mins late but somehow im still the asshole if i show up late to the keynote. the caterng pizza was cold anyway so *tf does it even matter

got a sinus infection from wearing shorts because weather.com said 72 and sunny. it was 38 and raining. my sinuses hate me now.

played behind a foursome on saturday that took 4.5 hours. the course marshall was nowhere to be seen. what the *ell is the point of paying green fees if nobody enforces pace of play anymore.

lululemon restocked the shorts i wanted at 6am, sold out by 6:03. website crashed at 6:01. couldnt even load the page lol

my mom's been in this appointment for 3 hours and wont tell me whats going on. just sitting here watching the vending machine prices go up and reruns of some cooking show. like im supposed to jsut... wait forever i guess??

someone has left the same crusty pan in our sink for 3 weeks. not different pans. the same *ucking pan. every single day i move it and every single day it reappears like a nightmare.

Chipotle charged me $3.50 extra for guac again. im starting to think they're just seeing how much people will pay before we riot.

six weeks in this cast and the bus doors at metro center dont open wide enough. im literally wedged. driver just stares. *uck this commute.